Did you realize Princess Leia had more memorable moments in the original Star Wars trilogy than anyone else? Check out the times Princess Leia was the greatest.
1. When she shot the hell out of a freakin’ Stormtrooper:
For the first of many times.
2. When she told the universe’s most terrifying badass to basically go â€˜eff himself.
3. When she told one of the universe’s most powerful political figures to basically go â€˜eff himself.
4. When she woke up and totally gave a Stormtrooper shit for being a shortass.
5. The time she engineered an escape from the Death Star’s detention level while under fire and shooting the hell out of some more Stormtroopers.
6. When she kissed her brother to get a scruffy looking nerf herder to shut the hell up.
7. How about when she helped organize the evacuation of Hoth and saved countless Rebel lives?
8. Watch what?
9. When she flirted outrageously with the administrator of a Tibanna gas mining facility to make a scruffy looking nerf herder jealous.
10. When she shot her way out of Cloud City.
11. When she almost saved Han by posing as a bounty hunter.
12. When she strangled the galaxy’s most powerful gangster with his own slave-girl chain.
13. When she kicked ass and took names with a speeder bike.
14. When she shot Stormtroopers again, this time while injured.
15. When she befriended an entire species and saved the galaxy.
(Which won the Battle of Endor for the Rebellion. No Leia, no ewok army? No Death Star shield down. No shield down, no Death Star ‘splodey. No Death Star ‘plodey, no saved galaxy. All because of the ewoks.)
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